BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can! Get Anything. But your attitude
Should be positive

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What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very
rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public! Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.< BR>
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

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Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it fun.





(It's not done by me) =3

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag,
we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,
so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers.
Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon.
We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.
At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Regards,
The Management

Pass this on to all who are employed!

Have been playing GE for one week~ Current level: 43 XD

I have a fighter, musketeer and an adorable scout in my team <3


Post is short, shall continue training~
0.o ooo! I see danelion gorilla XDD

Hiyaa~~ The title says a lot about me XD

I was watching the TV in the evening. Then, I took a random newspaper from a pile of it and started reading. Something caught my EYES!!

Well, basically, there is a case whereby this beggar kid in my country committed suicide and his parents are nowhere to be found. He's only 15 years old. Poor thing. Normally, in your mind, you will definitely see beggars as someone looking dirty, skinny or old. Sooooooo... something happened today... which shock me and made me reallllly upset!

On the front cover of the newspaper.. a beautiful face of this young boy~ However as I read the headline... I found out that he's that beggar kid who had died!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cries a pool of tear*
Goodness... that kid looks really gorgeous for a boy! So beautiful that the reporter even said it him/herself that the kid looks like a girl with his untrimmed long hair. He got fair skin, big round watery black eyes and a really nice face shape. *drools* And I'm mad that nobody even took notice of him or at least send him to be look after by someone!! And where the hell has his parents went to!! Well, the reporter said that he's a mixed blood and his dad was a Caucasian. No wonder the good look~ Shit!! Really upset me DX

He would have been a hot stuff in just a few years time..!! Ughhhhhh &%^#(**)@(U!!! So people... just one advice... don't commit suicide!!!! It's a dumb thing to do DX

*continues to emo one corner*

Thx for reading~ <3 And yes, I do nag a lot sometimes~



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Before leaving.. I should inform you guys that in my country now, there is a ghost festival going on and it last for a month, I think. Haha.. I better not hear any scary stuff for this month in case my imagination runs wild at night. But there are rules for us to follow so we will at least keep ourselves away from danger... Interested to know what they are?

Wow!!! Yipee!! Me and my group of friends stayed in the chalet for 3 days. We checked in on Friday night, eagerly awaits for Saturday and Sunday to come. >.<

Everyone woke up feeling sleepy. We took like 3hours plus to get dress up! Ooh! Then, I went out with my team for photoshoot. The 1st day was scary, especially for 1st timer. We saw cosplayer like Bleach, Naruto and even game character, like Cooking Mama!! (Kawaii)

But to me, Sunday is the best day ever. We prepared early and went out for photoshoot with Lelouch, C.C, Shirley, Suzaku and Euphie. They even went to PizzaHut to buy 2 box of Pizza to eat. 0.o (Yummy) After we went back to the chalet, everyone continued having fun on the bed >.< The Code Geass characters all started having scandal (even Lelouch and Suzaku!!) <<< My fave part (hehe)

When the night falls, we were all browsing thru the hundreds of photos that we had took for the both day. Everyone was laughing and it's just so fun to be with all this guys
I hope that day never end.

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