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Tue Sep 9, 2008, 7:45 AM
BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can! Get Anything. But your attitude
Should be positive

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What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very
rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public! Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.< BR>
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

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Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it fun.





(It's not done by me) =3

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CUSTOMER FEEDBACK <333333333333333

LOL i freakin LOVE THIS <3 XD soo goooood XD

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Are shoes born?
Well shoes are made of leather, leather comes from cows,
Cows are born, so… Yes, shoes ARE BORN :D
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hehehehe!~~

Glad that you like it XD
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i doooooooo~

it's EPIC :D

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Are shoes born?
Well shoes are made of leather, leather comes from cows,
Cows are born, so… Yes, shoes ARE BORN :D
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Thankies :XD:

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The world of people goes up and down and people go up and down with their world; warriors have no business following the ups and downs of their fellow men.

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